i hate vegans.

Anthony Bourdain at Salon – this is tough to excerpt, but here are a couple morsels.. He also goes off on Rachel Ray!:

You've never had much love for vegans, and that doesn't seem to be something you've revised your opinion on.
Never. They're rude! ... How can you travel? Before you've even left home, you've already decided, "I reject most of the world's bounty and the expression of their hopes and dreams and culture." Some nice, possibly impoverished Vietnamese rice farmer is nice enough to offer you the one chicken he can kill a month, or a week, and you say, "Sorry, I can't"? It just seems antihuman. It's antisocial.

What was your worst meal ever?
Certainly the vegan meal I had in Berkeley was soul-destroying, and just frightening