It is difficult to find the one product that best exemplifies the inanity of Skymall. Wayne Curtis in NYT’s “Jet Lagged” blog has done the best to date:
Also, you will find the SKYMALL CATALOG, from which you may order a product called “Poop Freeze,” described as a spray refrigerant that “chills animal waste to -62°F, creating an outer ‘crust’ that enables you to quickly place in a bag and dispose.” Feel free to spend the remainder of the flight trying to process this information.

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